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Promise of Autonomous Sex Robots Threatened By Tesla Stock Fall

As Tesla Inc (TSLA) stock dropped another 3% on Friday, speculators in pleasure futures moaned in dissatisfaction. Since the earliest whispers of self-driving cars reached their titillated ears and gave them the shakes, sweat-soaked perverts with their fingers on the pulse of technology giants have anticipated the announcement of sex bots. Now that eventuality may be imperiled.

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