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Netflix Reviewers Scramble for New Activity to Fill Aching Void Inside

The recent erasure of all Netflix film and television reviews has left its most stalwart reviewers feeling bereft and listless. Long accustomed to wielding the awesome power of shaping opinion for late night streamers and Tinder enthusiasts on the streaming platform, rogue critics have found themselves adrift in a cold and uncaring world. As days go by, these itinerant pundits search for new meaning.

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We’re Rich: Anxiety Declared New U.S. Currency

The U.S. Dollar to Be Replaced with Crippling Fears over the Future

In a maneuver intended to bolster U.S. economic outlooks, the Fed has rolled out a plan to fast track a transition of all United States currency to anxieties and fears. With an overwhelming majority of the populace awash in feelings of restlessness and a total lack of control over our stupid and wasted fucking lives, chief economists hope that we will infuse the economy with our ennui.

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