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We’re Rich: Anxiety Declared New U.S. Currency

The U.S. Dollar to Be Replaced with Crippling Fears over the Future

In a maneuver intended to bolster U.S. economic outlooks, the Fed has rolled out a plan to fast track a transition of all United States currency to anxieties and fears. With an overwhelming majority of the populace awash in feelings of restlessness and a total lack of control over our stupid and wasted fucking lives, chief economists hope that we will infuse the economy with our ennui.

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