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Trump Promises Resurrection of All Fallen Soldiers. Nice!

In an uncharacteristic maneuver for this silent and pensive president, Donald Trump spoke to the people on Monday through a social media platform he has typically eschewed. Breaking his cloistered silence to commemorate those who have given their lives while serving in the United States armed forces, he made it clear that he intended for all of them to rise from the grave.

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Florida Did Something About Gun Violence: Shunned Porn

Mass Shootings Surely a Thing of the Past After Porn Receives Stern Talking-To

In the wake of the most recent deadly school shooting in Tallahassee, FL, the state’s House of Representatives convened to tackle once and for all the obvious causes behind a growing epidemic of gun violence tightening its white-knuckled grip on our nation’s balls. Not ones to shy away from the hard topics until children are outside literally screaming at them, they knew that no lengthy filibuster would save them from legitimately cracking down on this problem. Continue reading Florida Did Something About Gun Violence: Shunned Porn